Thursday, November 6, 2008

Good things to know BEFORE going to boot camp

#1 - Never get water when you feel thirsty. Wait to be given permission to take a water break.
#2 - Always count your repetitions when doing an exercise. Otherwise, boss man will make you start back over at zero.
#3 - Never quit! If you quit, the entire group must stop, wait for you to catch your breath, and then all start over again...from the beginning.
#4 - Always answer the boss man with "I feel great!". If you admit fatigue, you get to do it all over again.
#5 - Never complain about doing 500 crunches. Each complaint earns you an extra 20 (thanks girl in blue t--shirt yesterday morning. My abs certainly do not thank you today).
#6 - Always bring your meal plan with you. No meal plan = 50 push ups.
#7 - Never be late. Each minute you are late = 50 squat jumps.
#8 - Always be prepared to throw up...enough said.
#9 - Never think about how you are up before the sun!
#10 - Always remember that you PAID to do this!

6 comments:

parsonsfamily said...

Are....you....KIDDING...ME??!!!

Amanda said...

Ooooohhhhh. So not for me.

Andria said...

You are a rockstar!

Sara said...

SO NOT FUN!! What have you gotten yourself into??!! Good luck! :)

Anonymous said...

Well, at least you will LOOK like a rock star whn you are done...unlike me.

Ashley McWhorter said...

Oh my word!!! Hang in there!!! You're gonna be one rock star momma!!!